Another lovely and gorge-filled Thankgiving in the books. Things were mostly uneventful, except for the near-brawl that erupted when one relative dared to speak ill of Nick Lachey, suggesting he doesn't deserve to be famous and even (gasp) suggesting he was no better than Kevin Federline.

I've never seen my family leap into action so quickly and passionately:

"He's very talented!"
"He has a college degree!"
"He had a career in his own right before Jessica!"
"He was the famous one when he married her!"
"Everyone who meets him says he's the nicest guy in the world!"

Nick, if anyone ever gives you trouble, I think you know where to turn.