Weird/Creepy things that happened to me at the gym today

1. Older guy who must not have realized I saw him sit down at his machine right before I sat down at mine, goes "37, 38, 39, grunt grunt", pulling the ol' "call out random numbers so it seems like you're super strong and doing a ton of reps" routine and then stands up and looks right at me and winks.
2. Old decrepit guy hobbles over to me and leans in real close and reads my shirt outloud (City Sports Philadelphia) then inquires about it "Is that a band or something?" I explain and he leans in further and says "That's cute. You're cute too." And then sits across from me at the inner thigh machine in his short shorts grinning and staring.