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Monday, January 23, 2006

Thoughts while watching "Trapped in the Closet"

(warning: potential spoilers ahead)

  • Wow.
  • Why did R. Kelly (aka Sylvester) bring his Baretta to the club?
  • Why does Sylvester want to kill the Pastor? It's not his fault his wife cheated on him.
  • I can't believe it's a man! (man...man...)
  • Hey, that's Omar playing the cop! Good for him
  • I've seen better driving scenes in an episode of Looney Tunes.
  • Who thought up the names for these people?
  • Why are words only bleeped in Chapter5, and why does R. Kelly make the bleeping sound himself?
  • Wait, why is Bridget calling Gwendolyn, and why do Sylvester and Tron go to help her?
  • How did R. Kelly go from being Sylvester, to hanging out in the closet narrating, to a ghost, to both narrating and being Sylvester?
  • OMG it's a midget! (midget...midget...). He's totally having Bridget's baby.
  • How does Omar know Chuck and Rufus?
  • Noooo!!! What happens?

Aspect of a movie that usually define cinematic greatness: F

Entertainment grade: A+++

I can't wait for chapters 13-24

4 Comments:

  • At 6:15 PM, Blogger TacoAddict said…

    The worst thing about getting a series of DVDs on Netflix is not being able to pop the next one in. P.S. Loved your dramatic rendition of Days of Our Lives this weekend.

     
  • At 11:42 PM, Blogger Alexis said…

    I was trying to figure out how to incorporate DOOL recaps into my blogging, but I think it needs to be seen in person to really be appreciated.

     
  • At 1:43 AM, Blogger Jared said…

    I want a thanks for hooking you onto the epic saga that is trapped in the closet.

     
  • At 11:00 AM, Blogger Alexis said…

    I knew about it the same time you did, I just asked you if it was on dvd.

     

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