I forget to mention this after last weekend, but if you haven't heard yet, STOP DRINKING CRISTAL. Jay-Z says it's not cool anymore, so that's that. You'll remember that a few years ago, HOV announced button downs would replace jerseys for formal occassions, and that was the last time you saw a jersey on a talk/award show, so it's only a matter of time before Cristal is bankrupt. I wonder if I can get him to come to my class when the time comes to proclaim that similes are hot...