Why don't you trip right off a bridge Cammy?

I have an irrational dislike for Cameron Diaz. I think it started when she took JT off the market and was confirmed when I wasted my time watching her in The Sweetest Thing, aka The Worst Movie Ever. Either way, I can't stand to look at her now. Slate comes through again with a little commentary on her MTV show, Trippin'. This spurred me to do a little "hate Cameron Diaz" google; unfortunately, only 105,000 websites turned up, but at least I know I'm not alone.

UPDATE: Looks like the day I've been dreading is almost here. Barf.

Next:
Does anyone else think it's bizarre that the Pope has a public email address? Benedictxvi@vatican.va. In theory I'm sure it's good for making the church modern and accessible and all that, but it just seems impractical. (I keep seeing the scene from Bruce Almighty Jim Carrey's getting emailed millions of prayers.) Plus, what does one say to the Pope when one emails him?

Your Eminence,
Any progress with your backward stance on contraception, among other things? Let me know.
Bob

Finally:
The ADA was in an uproar yesterday over the CDC's report that, in their study last year, they may have slightly exaggerated the deaths from obesity by a couple hundred thousand people, meaning that rather than the 2nd leading preventable cause of death it's only 7th or so. It turns out that while my company's mission is curing diabetes, which in large part involves promoting good general health, it in fact has a vested interest in a high rate of obesity. A health-oriented business can't thrive if there aren't unhealthy people to preach to, right? If I was really committed to the ADA, I'd be very disheartened to learn it's just one big circle of employing hundreds of people to work hard to try to cure diabetes, but not hard enough to actually cure it and stop making money.