Thoughts on a Sunday morning
Perhaps if I ran the dishwasher more than once a month I wouldn't be eating my cereal out of a pot right now.
Next time my friends and I incorporate an expedition through a muddy construction site into our Saturday night, I'm gonna ask them to take off their shoes before entering my apartment.
I can't freaking believe the Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity is from IHOP and not Denny's. However, I'm really glad IHOP decided to ignore the 1% of customers who show interest in healthy food and make Stuffed French Toast a full time menu item. I just might not recommend it at 4am if you don't plan on incorporating projectile vomiting into your night.
This Wendy's finger story just keeps getting weirder. I'm off to get my free Frosty.
Next time my friends and I incorporate an expedition through a muddy construction site into our Saturday night, I'm gonna ask them to take off their shoes before entering my apartment.
I can't freaking believe the Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity is from IHOP and not Denny's. However, I'm really glad IHOP decided to ignore the 1% of customers who show interest in healthy food and make Stuffed French Toast a full time menu item. I just might not recommend it at 4am if you don't plan on incorporating projectile vomiting into your night.
This Wendy's finger story just keeps getting weirder. I'm off to get my free Frosty.
posted by Alexis @ 1:13 PM
2 Comments:
At 7:47 PM,
January said…
Hey Girl, I was browsing through Henry's blog and I saw your name, and I wanted to say hi. Hope all is well! Drop me a line sometime
January
At 3:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
so this Nevada guy was in on the Wendy's gig as well? a man loses his finger and decides to try to get money from Wendy's by giving it to a friend for his wife to plant? how long did they keep the finger after he lost it and how long did it take for them to come up with this plan? did they preserve it in a jar? pre-cook it? how was it stored in her purse until she got her food? clearly, this boggles my mind.
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